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Izunia Lucis Caelum ([personal profile] founderinglight) wrote in [community profile] lazybox2017-12-12 05:11 pm

izunia lucis callout

you will pry twinzunia from my cold dead hands let's do this
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[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2018-01-11 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
...Uh-huh. [O...kay. He wasn't expecting the family resemblance to be the family identical-ness, but he can work with this.] So you're the shitweasel brother.

[Hi, Uncle Izunia! :D]

I'm going to punch you. That's fair, yeah?
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[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2018-01-11 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh, fuck. This place isn't designed for normal people who can't tele-sword everywhere, you know!

[He's turning around, though, looking at the paths he's tried and the tricks he's already figured out. After a moment, he calls up again:]

Do you have any string? Don't tell me you don't have a hoard of random garbage in your inventory.
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[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2018-01-11 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Like a true video game veteran, Junpei grabs the rope first, shoulders it, and then snatches the yarn too lest Izunia think he won't make use of anything he's given.

He holds it up first, though. The yarn, that is.]


What. You knit?

[He's quick to find the end and start unraveling the ball, freeing up a length of yarn to leave behind as a trail, labyrinth-style.]

Funny you call it a training ground, though. It's almost exactly the kind of thing in my world used to torture promising kids into awakening their psychic powers. But with less math. More creepy statues, though.

[Let's just start laying down this yarn.]
misanthropicprinciple: (This reminds me of a puzzle.)

[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2018-01-11 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Why's it called the Astral War if you guys were fighting daemons? Hold that thought, it's going to be hard to talk and find my way up there at the same time.

[There he goes again, spooling out the yarn as he trots, watching for traps and waiting for gravity to shift again. There's got to be a way that favors cleverness over athleticism. And if not, well, now he's got a rope.

As an afterthought, he calls back:]


Or keep talking, that's fine, too! You'll make a great auditory landmark!
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[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2018-01-11 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh. Well, not always. Depends on the disease vector and type of infection and all that. Viral shit tends to go faster.

[Okay, here we go. If he ties the rope to these bars while the room's oriented this way, and then climbs down quickly once it's rolled over...

Junpei drops down next to Izunia and punches him in the face with a surprise robot arm.]


Fuck you two thousand years retroactively, Uncle Shitweasel!
Edited 2018-01-11 14:09 (UTC)
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[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2018-01-11 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Junpei's turn to sit like a smug asshole and dangle his (admittedly less long and fancy) legs over the edge.]

How does that even work? Do dead people bruise, or are you some kind of immortal, too?

[He tosses what's left of the yarn ball up and down, pleased with himself. Izunia can follow the thread if he likes, or be a cheating cheater who cheats, aka a Lucis Caelum.]
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[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2018-01-11 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[Junpei glances around at the nonsense geometry of Pitioss Ruins.]

Well, I'm glad I don't come from a place expected to work like this. You got anything stronger than soda?

[Beer him up, man.]
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[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2018-01-11 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you know how many times I was crushed by a spike cube today?

[How strong do you think he wants?]
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[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2018-01-11 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Hell-o.

[Okay, there's no way Junpei can finish this off by himself, but gee whiz, what a Christmas present. He's perfectly happy to introduce himself now.]

Junpei. Junpei Tenmyouji. Dad decided he'd rather take on that mouthful of a surname than carry "Izunia" around forever.
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[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2018-01-11 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhhh, what? Dude, I don't think that was his reasoning at all. God damn, you guys are both morbid as hell.

[New drinking game, take a drink every time a Lucian is a fucking 2000's emo kid. Congratulations, you have died of alcohol poisoning.]
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[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2018-01-11 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
No, but Jesus. I've met Noct, too, and for a guy named "Night" he sure knows a lot more about lightening up than you.

[Another swig, because "black-and-gold death worship aesthetic" definitely merits that.]

He did it because he didn't want to be "Ardyn Izunia" anymore is what I meant. He couldn't go back, but he could look for a way forward. Or something.
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[personal profile] misanthropicprinciple 2018-01-11 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean Tenmyouji?

[For some reason, that makes Junpei laugh. It's not even a mean laugh, though he was just rolling his eyes at Noctis being made of light. Lucians. Pretentious fucks, all of them.]

Hah, I'll say it does. You think your brother would settle for anything less than the most ridiculous video game surname available to him? Come on, it's like you don't even know him.

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