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Asch [various AU] ([personal profile] bloodand) wrote in [community profile] lazybox2018-06-01 09:58 pm

Lazy Man's CMO 2018

 You know what this is, you know what you're here for, etc, etc. Drop who you're looking for in the topheader.
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[personal profile] le_mat 2018-08-22 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
[It's a probably equally skeevy pharmacy, let's be honest. Akira spends the time Izunia is doing paperwork looking at the massive mirror in the room, as if fascinated by his own reflection.]
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[personal profile] founderinglight 2018-08-22 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Look he doesn't care where you get your goods, just don't yell at him for malpractice and make him have to move. He's got a network here, kid.

One more enjoyable chair-spin, and - ]


So, the other matter?
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[personal profile] le_mat 2018-08-22 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
I want to meet the Autumn King.

[Well that sure is blunt]
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lucky you I do in fact have an Ardyn account I can whip out for this

[personal profile] founderinglight 2018-08-22 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[... It sure fucking is, and gets a legitimate blink of surprise.]

... Well. That's not a request I hear often from those who haven't been to fairyland.
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[personal profile] le_mat 2018-08-22 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Is it? Well, I'm pretty sure I'm the only one like me around here, so that might be why. But... him coming into power has had... ripples, I guess? Things had changed, and I was hoping to make contact with him and... well, maybe we can help each other.

[He seems almost disarmingly earnest, and maybe even a little excited]
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[personal profile] founderinglight 2018-08-22 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Is that so?

[Curiosity, mostly, appraising the boy up and down.]

...You understand, our relationship isn't typical, for his kind and mine.

[He's assuming you know that he has some connection to the Autumn Court, so please don't let it be the case that you just went and asked the first changeling-looking critter you came across.]

I take his safety very seriously.
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[personal profile] le_mat 2018-08-22 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know all the details... I've seen versions of him in human dreams, so I had to do a lot of snooping around to even find you, and I can tell you're not the same- So I kinda took a shot in the dark.

I swear it, I don't mean you or him any harm. I'm willing to take oaths if needed.

[He DOES know Changelings take those very Seriously]
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[personal profile] founderinglight 2018-08-22 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Dreams, hmm? Well that's very interesting and filed away.]

You're quite lucky in that regard, then - if our relationship was anything but what it is, well... To most of those of my kind who even know what they are, mentioning their other half is something of a threat.

[Changelings and Fetches don't typically get along. But Izunia dismisses that with a small wave of his hand and a smile as wide as anything. ... Really, if you wanted to find a Playful Anime Trickster Mentor somewhere, this guy would probably do.]

I don't think any oaths will be required. They're often designed with loopholes anyway.
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[personal profile] le_mat 2018-08-22 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
A threat...

[He looks a little disturbed by the very idea. The fact that he very easily could have made himself an enemy, and while not at his best? Not a pleasant thought.]

I guess I'm pretty lucky after all.
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[personal profile] founderinglight 2018-08-22 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
Most changelings seek to destroy that which replaced them, even if circumstances are such that they can't take their old lives back. Our family - [And there's a slight emphasis on the word, easy enough to miss if you aren't looking for it.] - regards things rather differently.

[Izunia runs a hand through his hair.]

It's... extremely unusual for someone as high profile as Ardyn to still have a Fetch around, much less for me to be a reasonably high-profile member of the community myself. Word of mouth travels, and I've had no small few think they were doing my other half a favor by trying to get rid of me.

They usually get more than they bargain for.
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[personal profile] le_mat 2018-08-24 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Akira listens to this carefully... and in the mirror one can almost see the swishswish of a tail that isn't there- ghostly movements of something curious and laser focused]

I see... I think I understand. Sure as hell don't agree- why would you fight a part of yourself- but I GET it.
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[personal profile] founderinglight 2018-08-24 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
Again, the way we regard each other is rather different. To most changelings, a Fetch is... a fake thing made to look like them, not a person. I'm pretty sure even most of the ones who come into this office don't entirely consider me a person, but I patch them up just the same.
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[personal profile] le_mat 2018-08-28 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
Hm...

[He wants to ask if Izunia dreams: if he did that'd be evidence enough for him. But that might open a barrel of worms, so instead Akira nods]

Well, I won't spread anything around- I wouldn't get anything from attacking you, either.
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[personal profile] founderinglight 2018-08-28 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
[I mean it's canon that fetches can mess with their changelings in dreams and vice versa so... yes? I Guess?]

I appreciate it, and I'm sure that Ardyn will too. He's... a bit reckless with his safety sometimes, honestly.

[A thing which has a perfectly rational explanation but we are not getting into the details of Durance with a kid we just met.]

If you give me a moment, I can go give him a call right now - I think he's just being a vagrant again tonight, nothing of importance.

[Pretending to be a 'harmless' homeless man is the Autumn King's hobby, apparently.]