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Izunia Lucis Caelum ([personal profile] founderinglight) wrote in [community profile] lazybox2017-12-12 05:11 pm

izunia lucis callout

you will pry twinzunia from my cold dead hands let's do this
thatgoodnight: (did you just call chocobos ugly?!)

*i'm* dead now

[personal profile] thatgoodnight 2017-12-26 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Noctis ......... just kind of gapes at him. Yeah he's definitely going crazy. Awesome. Perfect. Because he really needs yet one more thing going wrong here.]

Your -- how do -- what -- who?

[It's Ardyn but it's ... not Ardyn? Give him a moment to reboot his errored out brain.]
thatgoodnight: (even if they're not veggies they suck)

[personal profile] thatgoodnight 2017-12-26 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah yes, that explai-- wait, no, that explains almost nothing. What is Ardyn's identical twin doing as a ghost in the ring? Since when has Ardyn had a twin? Just one of him is bad enough but imagining an entire family of Ardyn's is just terrible. And anyway, how does he know this isn't just some new and even weirder game Ardyn is playing?

The explanation is at least enough to for Noctis to get past the tripping over the fifty or so different questions that had tried to crowd their way out of his mouth before, however. {insert boot up jingle here} He takes a breath and lets it out slowly, trying to calm his racing heart.]


Your... Ardyn's twin. [Yes, he just said that.] Ardyn has a twin. [Ok maybe he's still in the process of rebooting.]
thatgoodnight: (wait i've got it)

[personal profile] thatgoodnight 2017-12-26 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Noctis blinks several times, still trying to make sense of this. He's at least not hyperventilating from being startled by the almost-Ardyn voice anymore, but he's still pretty tense and not quite sure this is real.]

Why are you in the ring? [He ... is talking to someone in the ring right? This... apparent twin had said he started at the wrong end -- wait. Wait a moment. No fucking way. No fucking way.] Who are you?
thatgoodnight: (this is the look people give me)

[personal profile] thatgoodnight 2017-12-26 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[His eyes drop to the ring for a moment, brow knitting as he thinks this over.]

So ... let me get this straight... [It's been a while since he had to study early Lucian history but he'd had to memorize all 113 kings and queens at one point, and even if he blanks on some of them, he still remembers the mnemonic devices. He almost starts to hum some dumb song for it, but ... no... he's pretty sure there was only the one Ardyn... Still, this whole thing is absurd.] You're ... the first king of Lucis? And your Ardyn-the-asshole's twin brother? [A couple things click together; he doesn't have any blood siblings himself, but he knows people who do and knows the petty things they'll do to each other when bickering.] What the hell did you do to piss him off? ... or was he just always like this?

[There's no way Ardyn being as much of a dick as he is and apparently being his great x a bajillion uncle is a coincidence.]
thatgoodnight: (all these skittles are green)

[personal profile] thatgoodnight 2017-12-26 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[He probably really would take off the ring and throw it across the room if he felt Izunia rifling through his memories!]

Um... [He literally just read about it like two hours ago, and he hasn't really let himself dwell on it, but he kind of has to now, and he shudders, curling inward a bit. And to think of how much Niflheim was experimenting with them, too...] ... daemons are... people infected with the Starscourge and ... changed by it. I dunno how it makes people monsters, though.