[of course, Luke doesn't have to be told twice. actually, he doesn't even have to be told at all; he knows what Asch wants of him when he's in a mood like this.
without saying anything, Luke just lowers himself to his knees, his head bowed slightly]
[Good boy. Asch bends just enough to snug the collar up around Luke's neck and fit it on - but he ruffles Luke's hair a little as he goes, because as pissy as he is about his day he's not actually mad at Luke, wonder of wonders.
But then the collar's on, his hands drop away, and he's all business.]
Up. I want a shoulder massage before I get in the bath.
[And he's just going to go over next to the (closed) toybox and take a seat. Hop to it, water's getting cold.]
[just as silent, Luke stands. he knows Asch isn't actually angry at him (he hasn't actually done anything.... this time....), but if Asch needs that stress relief, Luke is more than willing to help, no matter what.
Luke doesn't waste time as he slides his hands across Asch's shoulders, gently appying pressure to the tense knots. hm... he seems more tense than usual]
[Luke's pretty determined to get those knots undone and just starts kneading Asch's shoulders a little more. Luke sighs quietly, thinking for a moment if he should say what's on his mind, and weighing out his options on if it's a good idea, or if he'd be stepping out of line for speaking without permission.
[Well, at least it's working? Before he answers, Asch grabs one of the towels and wraps it around his hand.]
...You may.
[And he snaps the towel back with his wrist on the last word to emphasize his point, so that it smacks Luke just lightly in the back of the legs. Grammar, Luke!]
[He'll get you speaking slightly more properly eventually. As it is, Asch seems satisfied, dropping the towel back onto the bench next to him and relaxing again under the massage.]
I'd like to, but I'd damn near need to fight my way out with the amount of my time these idiots are taking up.
[Not that he isn't tempted, now that he thinks about it. He could probably climb down one of the lifts in the night, the security is mostly set up to keep anyone from climbing up...
He holds up a hand, gesturing Luke to stop the massage.]
I'm getting in.
[If you ask nicely, Luke, you can join once he's actually in the tub.]
[The bath is a great idea, if he wouldn't drown he'd sink in completely. As it is he goes down to the neck, hair swirling around his shoulders. Aaaaaaaah~!]
We have to sneak this. [Luke knows what he means. This as in, that collar and everything attached to it.] And it's not a bad skill to have.
[They would be hilariously wrong and not just about bedroom practices. Where is your sense of adventure, Luke? Did it escape the planet's gravity with Lorelei and fly off to the fon belt? Did it fall into the core to remain for all eternity?
Whatever, at least you let Asch ride you like a liger.]
And I'd rather avoid owing the emperor any favors, but I suppose it probably can't be avoided.
[Hell no. You just have to learn to resist temptation and stop acting your age.
Asch makes a face, and is glad that he officially has control over when this conversation ends. It's a lot easier to talk when you can just say "too far" and end it.]
[nodding and definitely picking up on Asch wanting to end the conversation, Luke's just gonna make quick work with the shampoo and start lathering up Asch's hair. he really does like playing with it, for some reason]
[Maybe it's because he misses being a rapunzel himself? Who knows. Asch'll lean into it a little though and close his eyes; it is kind of nice, after all.]
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without saying anything, Luke just lowers himself to his knees, his head bowed slightly]
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But then the collar's on, his hands drop away, and he's all business.]
Up. I want a shoulder massage before I get in the bath.
[And he's just going to go over next to the (closed) toybox and take a seat. Hop to it, water's getting cold.]
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Luke doesn't waste time as he slides his hands across Asch's shoulders, gently appying pressure to the tense knots. hm... he seems more tense than usual]
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Harder.
[It's only when Luke increases the pressure that he gets the little half-sigh reward of Asch actually relaxing by a hair. Much better.]
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screw it.]
...Can I make a suggestion?
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...You may.
[And he snaps the towel back with his wrist on the last word to emphasize his point, so that it smacks Luke just lightly in the back of the legs. Grammar, Luke!]
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S-sorry. But I was just thinking that maybe you could try to take some time off to go to Keterburg? The spa is really nice there.
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I'd like to, but I'd damn near need to fight my way out with the amount of my time these idiots are taking up.
[Not that he isn't tempted, now that he thinks about it. He could probably climb down one of the lifts in the night, the security is mostly set up to keep anyone from climbing up...
He holds up a hand, gesturing Luke to stop the massage.]
I'm getting in.
[If you ask nicely, Luke, you can join once he's actually in the tub.]
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[Luke just waits for Asch to get into the tub and relax before asking:]
Can-- May I join you?
[see he can learn!]
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[Which, sometimes dealing with Natalia is as stressful as anything. Neither of them has figured out how to act around the other, yet.
Asch settles into the tub with a slow sigh, and pointedly makes Luke wait for an answer for thirty seconds or so before finally nodding.]
Besides, I'm out of practice.
[Why does he consider sneaking around places an important enough skill that he needs to be in practice? Who knows, it's Asch.]
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I'm sure if you tell Natalia that you want some time alone... Also you don't need to sneak around anymore.
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We have to sneak this. [Luke knows what he means. This as in, that collar and everything attached to it.] And it's not a bad skill to have.
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[seeing as Peony got them spa passes before. maybe he can pull some strings again]
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[They would be hilariously wrong and not just about bedroom practices. Where is your sense of adventure, Luke? Did it escape the planet's gravity with Lorelei and fly off to the fon belt? Did it fall into the core to remain for all eternity?
Whatever, at least you let Asch ride you like a liger.]
And I'd rather avoid owing the emperor any favors, but I suppose it probably can't be avoided.
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or maybe that hint just flew over Luke's head. who knows]
I bet you he'd be happy to do it for us. He's given us things without any favours before.
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You have such an endless wellspring of optimism, we might as well call it the eleventh Sephiroth.
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There's a lot to be optimistic about.
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And you manage to find all of it.
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You say that like there's something wrong with that.
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Asch makes a face, and is glad that he officially has control over when this conversation ends. It's a lot easier to talk when you can just say "too far" and end it.]
I just don't understand it.
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What's there to understand? The world is a more peaceful place compared to before, all things considered. And we're alive.
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Nothing, you're just... Nevermind. Wash my hair, since you want your hands in it so badly.
[An excuse out of this conversation, obviously. Also a scalp massage.]
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belatedly shoves this tag out
heeeeee
Can you dunk your head in so I can wash the shampoo out, please?
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And then it wound up being that I would need a smut thread sample for a game SO UH. LET'S DO THIS.
LOL okay!
SO WE WILL GET TO LUKE WASHING THE REST OF ASCH I GUESS [eyebrows]
YAAASSSSSS
or apparently NOT because they only want smut threads in prose? wtf there's like not even a differen
lol wow there isn't??? it's still smut either way wtf
YEAH IDK wash the booty anyway Luke
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my friend got me a paid for this account again JUST IN TIME FOR PORN
YAASS
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but now did Luke think to grab a condom or is he going to have to get out again
...oh well now that's a conundrum that Luke's gonna have to face in a bit
HAHA
why is his life so hard
time to break out my whole three sexy icons
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congrats Luke you got the D
Fuck yeah accomplishments
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