Lazy Man's CMO 2018

[bloodand]

 You know what this is, you know what you're here for, etc, etc. Drop who you're looking for in the topheader.

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[nor_iron_bars]

I'm wearing thick pants, so that sounds like a you problem. But if you get any in hard to reach places, maybe you oughtta ask mister antique enthusiast for help. Could be a great icebreaker.

[Jail makes no apologies for being her terrible ridiculous self.]

Hey, no tempting the universe. C'mon, you know better. Don't make me be the sensible one here, that shit's just wrong.

[As if to ward off any impending good decisions, she takes another swig of vodka.]

Fuck, this tastes like being depressed in Wisconsin.

[founderinglight]

Oh, the ice is already fairly well cracked. He's gotten his hands on a relic or two already.

[Jail he's been sleeping in the guy's room for two to three weeks at this point. They are absolutely doing the do.]

...As opposed to being depressed somewhere else?

[nor_iron_bars]

Well there you go, just have him do a little antique restoration and you'll be good as new.

[Another sip, and she nods authoritatively.]

Yep, definitely Wisconsin. It's the undernote of cheese curd that really makes it.