Are we seriously doing this? Are we seriously doing this now? I know the holiday season is for airing out family dirty laundry and getting drunk and fighting each other, that's just tradition, but are we genuinely going to have a knock down drag out brotherly fight that's been building a couple years?

Are whole stores gonna collapse? Is there gonna be a crater here in an hour? Should I go put something on to keep blood from staining my clothes, or should I just grab popcorn instead?